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史前一万年

即便打着“后天”和“独立日”好莱坞德裔导演罗兰德·艾默里奇的名号,“10000 BC”也难以让我有所期待。大部人原以为是科幻片,没想到截然相反。这部把什么都揉合在一起的电影说白了什么也不是。看完之后更坚定鄙视它的观点。

剑齿虎?猛犸象? Come on. “冰河世纪”早就用滥了,罗兰德还来炒冷饭。观众们从“指环王”三部曲走过来,面对“10000 BC”那点场面提不起精神。故事最后,女主角复活彻底宣布该影片的徒有其名,难道是好莱坞编剧罢工的恶劣后果?新浪影音娱乐的看法相当直接:CG巨兽难救“无脑大片”。

网上这么评论:

好莱坞的大导演们总是这样低估观众的智商,“史前公园”、“史前巨鳄”,好像贴上“史前”的标签,就能糊弄人,但是请搞清楚年代先:《史前一万年》中建造的金字塔其实是建于约公元前2500年、服从于男主角的剑齿虎大约10万年前就绝迹了,追逐女主角的凶残大鸟在4000万年前就已经灭绝……

有网友讽刺《史前一万年》是美国版的《无极》。一开场就来了一个无极似的画外音,《无极》说“在无极的世界里有每个人的生老病死”,而《史前一万年》扯了一大通“最后的一次狩猎”、“一个时代的结束”之类莫名其妙的话,然后是一群原始人登场。他们生活在雪地上,虽然只会用象骨头做工具,但是头发胡子都很整齐,脸也很光鲜,难道这群人就是《无极》里传说中的“雪国”?然后类似“馒头”中的场景出现了:一个小女孩小时候就被认为是类似神的人物,很像《无极》中一开始就用馒头跟满神做交易的小女孩;而在《史前一万年》一个小男孩从小就被人欺负,很像《无极》中没吃到馒头的小男孩,真让人绝倒!

唯一的亮点,女主角的湛蓝眼睛有点忧郁有点深情,很清纯很pp。

影片中的男女主角并不像野人,而像是迪斯尼童话中走出来的王子和公主,只不过没洗澡而已。

类型:动作,冒险,剧情
片长:100分钟
角色外型:清秀
情色:无
推荐:买盗版碟

‘10000 BC’ describes a young mammoth hunter’s journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe. It gets user rating 4.9/10 (13,044 votes) at IMDB. Following is one of the comments:

I cannot explain the disappointment 10000 BC caused on me. This review is mainly directed to those who have the mild common sense of directing into this site to prevent upon their future movie.

Even though there are nicely achieved scenes, relying all chips on CGI and dynamics, the movie causes simply NO EMOTION. You won’t be excited, eager to know, afraid, nervous, happy, wretched. It will all be a faux circus of attractive effects, and a very thin, thin story.

The love plot is cheesy, as in the soap operas way, flat out unengaging, ridiculously acted.

Plot holes vary from the time line exposure to big details. A Big Question is why did they make the main village talk English and other tribes speak in different languages??? Besides, it has the undecency of copying movies like “300”, “Apocalypto”, “Jurassic Park”, “Lord of the Rings” among others.

文章评论

  1. 也难为你去电影院看了,庆幸没被你忽悠去……

  2. 偶尔看看也是不错的。总比在家里打扫卫生要舒坦。

  3. 不好看啊,幸亏没去电影院看。

  4. 无聊的时候看看也罢。

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